Which is not okay - sort of like a fart in church. (One of my newest favorite sayings. Maturity abounds!)

I have moderate to severe allergies/asthma - it’s really awesome NOT - which requires me to get perscriptions refilled on the regular. Like, once every other week or something ridiculous. Today was refill day, so I went on my lunch break to get my stuff.

The guy at the counter recognized me. We had a little inside joke about how I’m there every other day. 

Neat.

Maybe I’ll see if we can take a pic together next time I go.

When cleaning with bleach, work QUICKLY. If the job requires a lot of cleaning, work in shifts. With a fan on. And a window open. And with towels tied around your mouth and nose.

Basically: avoid inhaling bleach fumes AT ALL COSTS.

Stupid bl#*ch.

When making a pudding-based pie with plans to serve it in a pie-like state, you must chill it before serving. Because it is pudding-based. And puddings require chilling in order to become firm.

No one wants to eat chocolate soup on crust with fluffy meringue. Even if it does taste good.

K yep that’s it.

Working hard for the money … wait no that’s not right. Working hard for the … personal satisfaction? No, that’s not it either. Working hard for the … penny change.